Fire and Brimstone otherwise known as a Brazilian Wax

                                                            Yesterday was the first day of my holiday. Which I should of called pain and pleasure. First came a painful Brazilian wax from the queen sadist sweet smiling Sue. She covers my vagina with wax which is too darn hot and then rips half my skin off. My special friend will just have to kiss it better on Friday. Then in the afternoon I got my hair done. My stylist is amazing she gives incredible head massages. I've told her I'm taking her home with me. She didn't say no.                                                                                                                        On Tuesday I was working with two younger male colleagues. There was a quiet time after lunch and they were hiding in the laundry room on their phones. They told me they were on Tinder trying to get dates. I have heard of Tinder but being of a more mature age I don't know much about it. So, they show me the swipe and like thing. They call them dates but all they really want is a hook up for sex. Either way neither could get a girl. They are reasonably attractive guys so obviously that's not the reason. One of them shows me what he writes to them. I roll my eyes and whince thinking if someone wrote that to me I'd delete them. So, wondering if I could do better pretending to be them I suggest I reply for them. One guy says no but the other says go for it. So, I have a nice chat pretending to be him with a lady and arrange to go out for a drink. So, he's meeting her for a drink tonight. Hope he lives up to my chat.