Dom, Dick and Scary

      I was driving to work this morning along the river just before 6am. I saw what I thought was a big cat up ahead in the road. I was wearing my glasses but my night vision is crappy even wearing them. When I got closer I realized it wasn't a cat but a coyote. He was a stubborn fella too, he refused to get off my side of the road and I had to drive on the other side of the road to get past him. I go walking often in this area and made a mental note to be extra vigilant since he didn't seem afraid of humans.                                This was me shopping yesterday . Chucky reincarnated and shops for candy eyeballs for cakes.                                           
One of my work colleague said to me earlier she had something to show me on her phone . So, we all sneak into the staff room and watch some porn clip of a guy with a huge dong slapping these women's faces. My work colleagues gave up long ago trying to shock me, since I can always up them with something more shocking. I did jokingly tell a few of them once I was a secret Dominatrix. Their response was that would not surprise us .