Welcome summer solstice. The beginning of Summer. I am looking forward to it.
For anyone who doesn't know," a winged cupid painted blind" is a quote from Midsummer Nights Dream by William Shakespeare. Of whom i am a very big fan.
First adventure of the summer.
I am going away for the weekend. K's great niece has her high school graduation on Saturday and its 4 hours north of where we live. There is a BBQ and party later so we are staying overnight and returning on Sunday .Its a very pretty area with a beautiful lake. Ive only ever been there in winter, so i am excited to do a little exploring on Sunday before heading home.
I don't want to turn up at the ceremony looking like something the cat dragged in. Or since its up north, more likely what the bear dragged in. So, today ive been getting my hair done and getting waxed. Thought id better make an effort since im wearing a dress. Would of liked to of got my nails done too but not enough time before work.
On the subject of waxing.
I walk in for my waxing and Cookie says " i see you haven't been for 8 weeks Anna."
I protest "ive been on holiday and haven't had time since my return"
Cookie says "it should be every 3 weeks"
I said" i know,i look like a hairy cave woman with a untamed mass of pubic hair"
Twenty minutes later ,Cookie has me looking smooth and hairless, with black mascara runs down my eyes, from where tears left my eyes when she waxed the pussy.
Before leaving i dutifully made my next appointment for 3 weeks.
WARNING DON"T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED
NOT FOR THOSE WITH A WEAK STOMACH
I have just received the funniest snap chat. My 16 month old granddaughter was running around without a diaper on ,while my daughter watched Love Island. My daughter was so engrossed in the show she didn't notice her poop on the floor. My granddaughter picked it up in her hands carries it to her mum and says mum,mum and drops it in her mums cup of tea. It was both hilarious and gross to watch. Thank you to my son who filmed it and didn't bother to warn his sister.
A beautiful Midsummer Poem with some enchanting music. Hope you enjoy as much as i did.

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